Rabbi

The refereeing community was left dumbfounded last night, when one of it's rising young stars, Mr. Gavin Ward, could not decide which was his arse, and which was his elbow.

Mr. Ward failed to inspect the two problem areas prior to the game, ignoring numerous reports of adverse conditions potentially effecting both Arse and Elbow in the coming hours.

A total of 58 minutes of play had passed and Mr. Ward had yet to decide his arse from his elbow. It was at this stage that a passing seagull shat on his shoulder and the match was abandonned for fear of the players safety given the acidic properties of bird shite.

The decision to call off the game without consulting other officials, or merely wiping off the bird shite has caused some loud criticisms in the footballing community.
One fan commented "I bet this wouldn't have happened if the Seagull shat on Fergie."


ABOVE: Mr. Ward attempts in vain to distinguish arse
from elbow during a recent match.