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Boggy has finally put pen to paper on a two year deal for GBH with Intent United. Boggy originally wanted three years but was told by local Troll K. Slackwell that “Your too sh*t for a three year deal. Two years that's a different kettle of elbow altogether, but three is a no-no. Welcome to Bumhole Lane by the way”.


"Si Vi!

Boggy achieved cult status among the fans at Oakwell, ...

The Boxing day match between Preston North End and Barnsley has been called off due to adverse conditions around the Deepdale area.

Apparently, someone had left an ice cube on one of the pavements within a five mile radius of Deepdale, and this caused immediate concern with Lancashire Police.

A spokesthing commented "The ice-cube on the pavement represents the greatest danger to the general public since the threat of nuclear holocaust during the cold war. We cannot ...

The refereeing community was left dumbfounded last night, when one of it's rising young stars, Mr. Gavin Ward, could not decide which was his arse, and which was his elbow.

Mr. Ward failed to inspect the two problem areas prior to the game, ignoring numerous reports of adverse conditions potentially effecting both Arse and Elbow in the coming hours.

A total of 58 minutes of play had passed and Mr. Ward had yet to decide his arse from his elbow. It was at this stage ...